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If I Didn’t Do It

This is my monthly entry into a friend’s comedy competition. This month’s topic was “What if ____ had lived/died?”

If I Didn’t Do It
by OJ Simpson

This new book puts forth the hypothetical description of the life of Nicole Brown Simpson. Highly controversial, OJ imagines a world in which his ex-wife and Ronald Goldman were never the victims of his murderous rage.

Highlights include an extended-family trip to Disneyland including Ron, (ala Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and ex-husband Bruce Willis), The Juice’s moving speech at Ron and Nicole’s wedding, and the happy and uneventful upbringing of their two children.