Professional Strength
March 17, 2008 – 10:52 amDid you know that they have different versions of Viagra? Thanks to the comment spammer who seems to LOVE my website, I now know about the wonderful product called Viagra Professional.
I figured since this spam robot is inflating my page traffic, I might be fair and check out HIS website. It’s a “Canadian Pharmacy” with a URL like Redrum. This worries be for a lot of reasons. I don’t think that ordering fake Canadian drugs online from a website with a url like “murder” backwards is worth the savings. I’d reccomend just rubbing the logo off a tablet of aspirin and pretending it’s for ED.
Anyway they offer different strengths of Viagra, and if price means anything, the professional version is nearly 3 TIMES more effective. I guess you will get that much harder, or it will last that much longer, though if you listen to the disclaimer about after which hour to seek medical attention, I’m not sure professional is really a strength that’s necessary.
This got me wondering about the target audience for this product. I’m thinking professionals, like sex workers. But then are there really a large number of men in this profession?
What are some other products that ought to be made in PROFESSIONAL strength?
(and if I thought I got a lot of hits from spammers BEFORE….)
2 Responses to “Professional Strength”
It’s professionals like porn stars! Haha!
By Melll on Mar 17, 2008
Can we PLEASE talk about Viagra without lewd overtures about penis hardness?
Professional strength laxative would be hilarious in its own right, of course, but who’d be laughing “when it absolutely, positively has to be out overnight”?
By DrThunder88 on Mar 17, 2008