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It’s a recession, stupid!

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

(recession jokes) Yo' momma is so poor. How poor is she? She's so poor that she spent her Economic Stimulus Rebate paying down her credit card debt! Gas prices sure are high! How high are they? Gas prices are so high that I called AAA roadside assistance and waited over an hour just for ...

Heck on Wheels

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

The main road by my house has a speed limit of 55 miles per hour. A mile or two down the road, it drops to 45 MPH for no reason, especially considering the area gets more and more remote the farther you go. Recent road improvements have added a cut ...

Blog Contest: Dialogue

Monday, March 31st, 2008

A Series of Monologues:

Professional Strength

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Did you know that they have different versions of Viagra? Thanks to the comment spammer who seems to LOVE my website, I now know about the wonderful product called Viagra Professional.

I hate suspense.

Friday, March 7th, 2008

I hate suspense. This is especially true of mundane suspense, as found in everyday conversations. True, dramatic suspense, like walking down a dark sewer tunnel, with only a flashlight, searching for a deadly alien mutant is less annoying because a) the situation warrants the effort of anticipation and b) these ...