If I Didn’t Do It
March 3, 2008 – 11:53 amThis is my monthly entry into a friend's comedy competition. This month's topic was "What if ____ had lived/died?"
This is my monthly entry into a friend's comedy competition. This month's topic was "What if ____ had lived/died?"
Bad-ass Mini Van
February 24, 2008 – 7:16 amAfter 10 years of driving, I finally got into my first car accident. I was rear-ended at a stop light. Luckily I was driving a mini van. Unfortunately, I am still driving that mini van.
I’m Florida
February 20, 2008 – 5:58 amI voted in the recent presidential primary. Go ahead and applaud if you're a fan of voting. In case I've lost you fans of apathy, please note this was the first one I've bothered to get off the couch for.
Rant Comic’s Day Off
February 18, 2008 – 9:58 amI've always thought it would be fun to be a rant comedian, like Lewis Black. That way, my constant foul-mouthed complaining would be a lucrative business plan instead of just annoying bitchiness.
Gay Sitcom
February 17, 2008 – 8:37 amOriginally posted Friday, September 01, 2006 I still live with my parents. My mom and I are very close, sorta like the Gilmore Girls, if the Gilmore Girls were a lot less rich and attractive. Also our relatives aren't wealthy and our town is full of stupid rednecks instead of wacky eccentrics.